Hello
If you've ever thought, "Man I miss my youth. I miss my hair, I miss when my old t-shirts fit. I wish some magnificent saints would transport me through sight and sound to a time of neon wonder and electric bliss" well then do we have a treat for you! Nate, Marc, Fake Nate, and some failed luchador present Andre and the Giants - a group of iconic idiots hailing from the land of 90s cartoons, Jolt cola, and the music that makes you happy. It's dangerous to go alone, take...us?
Nate Price
The love child of a Preacher and a Burlesque performer, Nate grew up like a gypsy on the run, living in RV Parks around the country. He learned many new instruments in each of the cities he was raised, eventually working his way up to the go to instrument of his childhood hero, the accordion. After receiving a reading from his Fortune Teller Aunt, it was predicted he would go on to front a massive rock band! Turns out massive just meant that the mascot would have large stature, not the notoriety of said band.
Lead vocals & rhythm guitar
Marc Caballero
Though he typically despises rhyming and peanuts, Marc can be convinced to tolerate either of those once a guitar is placed in his hands. After spending years in New York, wandering the sewers, eating pizza, and doing karate in the garage he packed his guitar and pink Chucks and moved to Atlanta. He now looks for a more peaceful way to pacify evildoers, whilst also catering to the masses, through the power of Rock!
Lead guitar & back up vocals
Believed to be the offspring of a russian wrestler and a bear, little is known about Taylor's formative years. An old urban legend says that he first picked up a bass meaning to use it as a toothpick but then discovered that the low tones soothed his bloodlust. After his exile from a trading circus for mauling a clown, he found himself on the wing of a plane bound for Atlanta. With his luscious locks protecting him from the cold, he wandered from the airport to a local swim club, where he found a new bass and some new friends.
Taylor Venable
Bass & back up vocals
John Cyphers
Drums (absolutely not allowed to have a mic)
John perfected the art of looking as small as possible to compete in illegal micro wrestling tournaments in Mexico. Nicknamed the Slouching Tiger, John won dozens of pesos before his true height was revealed. Fearing the Cartel's revenge, he fled Mexico (to the South for some reason) and wandered throughout Central America, bucket drumming in the streets for spare change as the mysterious Banderista Oculto. Confusing Panama City, Panama for Panama city Florida, John got black out drunk with some teenagers and fell into a cargo ship passing through the Canal. He woke up in the broom closet of Elton John's Buckhead penthouse with nothing but his drumsticks and some pink sunglasses.
